zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

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Got some crazy amount of sun walking around san jose today #sunburnt #tanline #sanjose #tanning #nofilter #nomakeup #greeneyes #California #calisunshine

Got some crazy amount of sun walking around san jose today #sunburnt #tanline #sanjose #tanning #nofilter #nomakeup #greeneyes #California #calisunshine

I love this bikini makes me look like daisy duke ;)

I love this bikini makes me look like daisy duke ;)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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darthtulip:

6/24/14 NHL Awards: Tuukka Rask starts off his Vezina Trophy acceptance speech

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oxogen:

can I buy better friends on ebay

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fantasizingfunerals:

retiredjesus:

hitler:

wow tumblr user retiredjesus has the funniest blog

thanks hitler. means alot.

OMG THIS IS SO TRUE, FOLLOWED!!!

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  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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