I love this bikini makes me look like daisy duke ;)

I love this bikini makes me look like daisy duke ;)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa, via departured)

darthtulip:

6/24/14 NHL Awards: Tuukka Rask starts off his Vezina Trophy acceptance speech

(via bruinsofboston)

oxogen:

can I buy better friends on ebay

(via departured)

fantasizingfunerals:

retiredjesus:

hitler:

wow tumblr user retiredjesus has the funniest blog

thanks hitler. means alot.

OMG THIS IS SO TRUE, FOLLOWED!!!

(Source: retiredjesus, via departured)

  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

(via departured)

pensfan4lfe:

Toews signing autographs on the red carpet.

pensfan4lfe:

Toews signing autographs on the red carpet.

(via j0nathan-t0ews)

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

(via guy)

hockehh:

Good genes in the Crosby family.

hockehh:

Good genes in the Crosby family.

(via kissablelou)

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

(Source: eggito, via guy)